Let her go so I made a mega. Do you have some car salesman vernacular that you can think of my dad needs to do this? We impossibility. It's like a phantom limb yeah. He takes he's he's in there for ten minutes of good for him for rushing now that you know the reigning, it's well documented Iceman way too much time sitting on the toilet cause it's kind of my time, I'm here and as I age, I imagine that may lead to an undesirable hemorrhoid. Anderson's got eight. Of course guys. My day is not being scheduled, For for me by someone else, and I have no incentive to be productive, put on on a I- I've- no incentive at all, because no one's looking at, is like being home alone when you're a kid where, like the first week was awesome, I was like I'm going to have candy for every meal mentally speaking and then eventually, you feel like shit and your leg? In what an interesting mousetrap there is not the real, ability factor. Rupert Grint (Harry Potter, Servant, Sick Note) is an English actor known for his role as Ron Weasley in the Harry Potter film series. It just in the Eu S alone, you been stream six billion times. I think than this I'm just being ompleted candid here, there's a better feeling when you can walk into a room and think to yourself like I am a very, very successful person and there's a lot of things that people in this room would want to talk to me about and a lot of you know cool things. Luckily, butcher box believes everyone deserves high quality, humanely sourced meat, but your bucks couldn't be easier. No one's gonna give me that, but me yeah, that's a bomber! Are you good? Lamorne joins the Armchair Expert to discuss growing up on the southside of Chicago, how he knew he wanted to get into comedy at a young age and his relationship with his father. Down that path, so aggressively and so rapidly. kinship I completely cleansed my life and it was like. You know what I mean. Forget the detail. He was so cute. Scott Galloway (Adrift: America in 100 Charts, The Prof G Pod) is a professor, author, and podcaster. Oh my god! In a time where I knew that I would be on his good side, we are because I was partaking in the same Spirit. Do you like that they call in war like the Pacific theater they refer to? Esther Perel Armchair Expert Now I just have a juicy question that I want to. The new man showed up a few days in a row. Ashley. Yeah. That was they constantly calling their other friends mean that your man can you give me a ride. I don't know. John sits down with the Armchair Expert to discuss his research on thin slicing and predicting marital success. May 1, 2023. Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard Transcripts - Podgist I am endlessly fascinated by the messiness of being human, and I find people who are vulnerable and honest about their struggles and shortcomings to be incredibly sexy. Rushing hygiene reviews. I think one could have it's incredibly personal and I six stuff I could probably never get away with singing, because it's like either two depressing or, who boring you know. Gloria joins the Armchair Expert to discuss what attention is, how email can be a main source of stress, and what the study of Informatics is. Oh, my mouth is watering. It would be so nice or as if you had real chronic halitosis halitosis, and then you are also the phased of hell, but toes everywhere you at the airport, people public stay away from that person and then they be right to buy. The male man would look at me and smile he'd, pat me on the cheek and tell me that I was a smart ass. I'm analyzing every person, Every scenario interact with is a potential intruder or impostor or catalyst of some kind, and you can't live like that. The guy talk about being molested. I think it sounded like. So I think you- and I maybe share this- I moved to probably a dozen houses before, I graduated high school and now I'm neurotic. I actually really can relate to that for sure. I've not followed it, but it's true yeah. That's true, so much fun. Dr. Andrew Huberman, Ph.D. is a Professor of Neurobiology and Ophthalmology at Stanford University School of Medicine. I knew kids in, junior high that they would swallow a ton of air and then produce farts. I don't feel too, because I didn't seem like me. We are supported by hers skin skin. Because that's other thing is, I don't want it to become, this thing where everyone psych policies, are: twenty: six year old, female publish author, like. So now I've shaded both sides, with this haircut and I was like that's not who I think I am interesting that I can go with lots of personalities. This is a funny thing too, is because you do this work, so you can have. This is a theater of sports. There's you know, dopamine nor pan african serotonin fuckin Russia being on stage physical element where you're like pushing yourself physically for two hours with great work out. It's almost like, to call the cops and someone use bough drugs from like they kind of got you over a barrel holy shit. You, like you, wanted to, me see if I can think about it. We not allow people now, that's kind of actually what I was getting around to those the thing is that, like that's one of the things I talk about with, may I say my kids, my fans but lake in most of our older than made an icy. Just sign up, select your box in the ship it right to your door every month and when you sign up now, you get their stake. then it's like. Awesome she's also super young, I'm twenty six, my mom's forty state, goodness you just broke my heart, so I'm her, so I probably saw it. you probably love to tour, so I'm not even suggesting that, but certainly you have to tour. That's butcher box, Dotcom slashed Dax Errand about you, but I am also a victim of bein of, romantic. So there's literally nothing to lose by giving mug is a try. Thing could not be your fault. Eleven I like are in this animal tests, and I like that, take it or leave it urinary like now and so so, teaches you like you're, essentially branding yourself, you ve come up with a one line or on a movie poster totally, worst kept secret yeah. I know I don't want anyone to feel like that, but I also want people to tell their trivial there. I would hold up in my house and like Red Bukowski I'd, be like I'm the same as him. Why me, fact. Neck break. You don't see the sun, the turbo strives underground. It just doesn't fix much shit yeah. Can I just gonna, come, on him like an acid peel. Always evolving and augury worry us with some tips. What's up, I have been like. I cannot stand moving the house that we are about to leave, and then for sixteen years as the longest, I ever lived anywhere by a factor of four or five and I feel so safe there, and I would have never left, I just Wouldn'T- have left, I didn't care. Ben joins the armchair expert to discuss starting off in improv comedy, how Eugene Cordero is the funniest person in the world, and dancing with Dax at a pajama birthday party. You know you are speaking directly into my to my sole right now. One of the first signs for him is like I drink too much and it's a problem, but I'm ok, yeah, like every song prior to that like for me all the seventies and eighties Rock, is about fuck and fight for your right to party. Because everything's gonna be fine, is vulnerable yeah. and now my favorite part of the show the fact check. I right literally everyday. and and also drop in some perspective solution solution, because I guess then otherwise, it's just really like making a list, like songs that are sat are just like you know, is everything: okay yeah, I think Monica, yup, it's a we did it. I saw like we're kind of posting. Again I mean so that's been really, for me in my line of work, but it's also as loud trauma, and there too, that I value, you know unpack as well, which is like spending a lot of time alone, making friends with mostly adults. I've never ever smell Taliban test on you, and I'm really sympathetic to whoever's gotta medical condition. Fifteen. Anna ANA, whose has re Anna reorder, says it ring. p m, you know, maybe you he'd some food. The age ranges I want you, Monica was born and eighty seven, so she's thirty three. That's where you're going to make your living, oh yeah, yeah for sure, which is interesting thing, consider right now. You can then apply that to yourself and chaos, I growing up. Ninety three she's got a bunch of amazing songs that we talk about. Prince Harry Armchair Expert I want to add one part, though, for people who can kind of relate to it. either? Welcome, welcome mountain armchair expert, I'm Dan, rather I'm joined by Monica Monsoon Emmy nominated three times decorated three times Thrace times decorate eyelash, not as an economic aegis, thrice times decorated. Lamorne Morris (New Girl, Woke, Unwanted) is an actor, comedian and podcaster. You know like that. You got to have a a layer yeah, but when I signed my record deal, I was in New York and I find like a boutique label and you know most like pop stars. over the mug z, dot com, Slash Dax, to get a pair of the most comfortable men's genes on the planet, order by tomorrow using Kodaks twenty two get early access to their by one get fifty percent off exclusive decks Friday deal you dont want. There is no spark like bitch fucking call your doctor. If you have helmet toes. It sounds weird like working in an area like Ashley. This holiday season native deodorants, don't just block order. I learned everything through books, like I learned about misogyny through books through books before experienced in the real world, and I learned. rational. Why I went oh yeah. Now way. I talk about a lot of stuff, a lot of it's like hyper sexual and people like, and have an opinion of what it's like to fuck me, because I talk about what it's like to fuck me and, like you know, they're gonna be like I would like, evidence of it, which is crazy, not just scrolling through my instagram pictures at two in the morning, yeah I'm kind of terrified a little bit mostly because I'm afraid of what's going to end up happening, which is like something is going to be taken out of con, sure. No entrusted me, I was doing quite a bit of babysitting at seven yeah yeah, six and a half Carly was born. Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard Transcripts | Podgist Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard https://armchairexpertpod.com Armchair Expert Umbrella is a media/podcast network comprised of all shows produced by Armchair Expert. yeah pit stops no you'll, stop at the bar egoism, stuff for gas. LATEST EPISODES See What's New. Most of their deals, that's, started out with her like a couple million dollars. Touching the backside of my naval or some kind of, feels like a covert test feels like and not in the same way, but you like just like something should be, up this high or something, but once you know that you're supposed to do, and then you do it. I will attempt to discover human truths without any laboratory work, clinical trials or data collection. Looks like I am. Oh. I think so, just because again, like you know, growing up not having a lot of real life. I don't ever need to know that I have no interest. U brethren, etc. I get the stairs in, those then I'm gonna have to climb a flight of stairs. George explains how he learned that being a writer wasnt about your adventure resume, how to trust your own mind and bless your reactions, and how he finds inspiration by revisiting great works. Just like all. The team at muggy spent, years, landing on the perfect fit? Rob Holysz (@wobby_wob) Instagram photos and videos My people get a decent, are running and share in that kind of feeling, and then there is also this, amazing sense of your walking on stage in front of upwards of twenty five, thousand people, and you know that every single person in the room already likes you because they thought a ticket. You talked about a lyric from the free now, most album year. How is the family come? You go home and it's hard to remember what feelings are yours, because so many of your feet, things are manufactured I'll, go home and be like. Scott Galloway (on the crisis facing boys and men) - Armchair Expert You probably live in a fifty. No, no okay, so they're saying the Pacific theater yeah. and I didn't want my mom did I too so I hid in my room and I cried because I was eight and a murderer. Todays episode: JFK Assassination. Yes, yes, let me add: thing with a car in the vaping to look at this. to be found. My. Transcribe your podcast [00:00:00] Welcome, welcome, welcome to armchair expert experts on expert boy, do we have a tasty expert today. Don't talk about drugs around me? Disease lethal and I'm gonna go back to being a fucking ugly, bookworm twelve year old inside, because it's much safer for me there. Word it's worse than the word far by a long shot. Rather not! a box on the street in the center of the apartment, complex and begins, morning mail away into a hundred and fifty different little boxes. Well, if I can have control over anything, then forget ordered the other departure, which is now I'm going to new, radically attempt to control everything, everything in my life becomes a potential danger to me? then me right, it's no! I want you to be the best shot cash here that there is whatever you do, you better be the best of it, and I was cool and, so then, like I, don't believe you at all or private. Let's do a shot. If I were you, I would say no, I don't want you but, Do you want to read one of the bombs? I can't control them. Michael Eric Dyson is a professor, ordained minister, political commentator, and the author of seven New York Times bestsellers. Can I raise your question if it's a success, we need to open more locations. What do you mean, in the Pacific during World WAR Ii against Japan. It's my opinion that if you use listerine you're going to be free of elatos, but I don't want to actually my dentist said: that's not true! We don't want to know his name. You know it's funny. I don't think so. Now it's called like blue blue velvet fact. When I was in junior high enough, do you suffer from chronic how a toast us in a few bad for the. Off your first month at K, I w I c o dot com and use promo code DEC. We are supported by Mugsy Jeans. I feel like an ugly friend. Oh, it can be a beating when you're young. Would you like me to do it for you actually, We have seen a guy, do it, but I've never seen a girl. So I was like okay cool I'm going to remove myself from that figure out what my baseline is and then kind of fix it from there. I move through the world very much like eighty percent of the people, trying to fuck me, it's not going to happen on my watch and came to find out years later. music now, as opposed to when I was in my twenties, become aware of you from what the chain smoker closer like that. Well again, let's not as hot there using their tongue and their palette? Oh, I thought. Armchair Expert Oh, you think you're better than me because he feels like a piece of shit. I agree. and you love them more than anything in the world and you I don't want to. She was born in thirteen. Michael recounts the day when Martin Luther King Jr. was shot and his last great speech, the level of mastery of Jay-Z, and how race is shaped by the environment and context of the culture. Armchair Expert Umbrella with Dax Shepard on Apple Podcasts 85 episodes Armchair Expert Umbrella is a media/podcast network comprised of all shows produced by Armchair Expert. RSS Loading. But I do, but can I call you to production? They call that the Pacific theater do they call it the theater the theater. I just notice that the other day I was driving. Yet, literally I'm like wiping tears away, I'm like fuck yeah. we can beautiful any use mine with the shields re terminology, any gotta admit right, no spatter its awesome. Most of the book is like. Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard EXPERTS ON EXPERT: Esther Perel Esther Perel is a Belgian author and psychotherapist. one of the first steps of doing that was removing myself from a situation where there is. I could draw every animal by memory and I liked him because he gave me chewing gum and he talked to me in his low voice, calm and soft, not the shrill high pitched voice that they would use them, baby brother one day the didn't show up for work. There asked if my friend was sick, the impostor. No one, you know, is awake, you're, sitting alone on your phone scrolling through social media. I said: there's some good in that, but there's some bad two by the time I was like nineteen or twenty I had felt nineteen or twenty for like ten years when you were seventeen, you had a twenty four year old boyfriend, what's like on the surface you're a little for me, I'm a little bit like who okay is a little dicey, yeah, but I imagine you maybe felt like that was the level of, mature, immaturity Unita. Instead of secretary my which I understand why they think that they don't know. or like what spark you look like shit, you're, fucking, you're, not doing anything like you're. That's the healthiest perspective. start dry, rubbing the stake, and I get God knows what e coli all over my fingers and I don't want. any difference, no is mainly for halibut toes. I want you to be a great business woman and I turned into a lawyer instead or something because I'm constantly arguing arguing my way out of everything with him. sliver of time where we could be on the same page and enjoying I'm saying that an air quotes the ivorian thing together. Robin joins the Armchair Expert to discuss losing his home to the Malibu fires, his time on set of Growing Pains with his dad, and getting his first recording contract at 16 years old. Now, if you know what I mean like that's my story know it's like. I think that commissioner condition. I think it was like the first act. She took the Halsey train. I don't find it hard to believe. Monica divulges her attraction to Ben and the lengths she would go to be near him at his shows and Dax tells him how special his hair thickness is. It was almost a rover and I can't afford that. All my rates of consumption for those records are based on a time when streaming wasn't really lucrative. Are you not supposed to say Hamlet out loud? Why? Dax Shepard Is Listening - The New York Times Your vision. I think you write when you're in pain, cuz. Esther sits down with the Armchair Expert to discuss the true definition of eroticism, the unrealistic expectations we put on our partners and how the status of a couple affects the whole family. It's just easier to access at an arm's length now in a way where it's not setting my whole life on fight or because I'm living in the dark stuff all the time. So, even when my life was disgusting to me, Marine Bukowski'S- and I was like I look. Prince Harry talks to Dax Shepard on the 'Armchair Expert' podcast | CNN Prince Harry says growing up as a royal was like being in a zoo By Jack Guy and Rob Picheta, CNN Updated 5:29 AM. Transcript of Tom Brady from Armchair | Happy Scribe country of animals the drinking age. Sam Pollard is an Emmy Award-winning and Oscar-nominated director and producer. Come of free shipping, and free returns? to. No, oh, I thought. Russell Brand | Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard Transcripts | Podgist Is everything? So when I start this new school, I'm going to be confident and I'm goin to be funny, and I'm going to be outgoing everyone's going to like me. I'm wearing, go ok where you out right now, Lay in the suburbs, which is where I have to say, had to resign. How long have you lived out here? Yes, how fucked were you when people cut an uber? It's going to be uploaded to like entertainment, weekly and it's going to be like Halsey comes clean about using. Also, obviously you probably had some desired to regulate your emotions with something I have a lot of empathy. Octavia Spencer - Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard - Spotify [00:00:08] I like it. I was going to try to be Bukowski, so this other side. built a moon rover. Oh, I don't remember if I liked him like, I can't go back in time. or she started writing music for real yeah. Stephen sits down with the Armchair Expert to discuss being drawn to counterintuitive thinking, his journey to Judaism and looking at politics through an objective lens. 20 MrBillyLotion 2 yr. ago Honestly one of my least favorites, she was about as interesting as plain yogurt 17 That_Guy_D 2 yr. ago I moved a lot growing up to my parents like we're, always looking for, like cheaper. I don't care if anyone here likes me because I'm going to move in a year anyway, which is sad for a litte kid, but it was also great because I think it made me. The her acne cream is made up of clinical strength and, that have been shown to help clear up skin control, future breakouts, reduce redness and smooth skin. I don't know that. morning. I would love that Monica and I obsessed with getting a Trex skeleton cool and that's not enough, for us, and what we want to do is rent out the rib cage and the mouth as an area to fuck in, the enormous cost of one of these skeletons because they're, like thirty million dollars, yeah cabbages support, Fucking will handle that don't there's gonna be some kind of mattress, yeah in the root case there'll be a mattress. I think it was in people underestimate how much of the success of war is logistics. I felt the exact same. I can't be baseline if I don't know what my baseline is because of drugs because of trauma because of gas lighting because of PTSD, because, as you know, in this kind of world one. Thank you for that. is redefining learning with hands on projects that build confidence, creativity and critical thinking, skills, there's something for every kid or kid at heart. We lived in twelve or two. Yeah you're evaluated every couple years in metric. It's. Fuck it I'm gonna blow it, but it's a very similar line. You know what I mean, Sir ASCII ill keep going. She was three or would you be more comfortable, twelve and five yeah, maybe like thirteen and thirteen and six okay, maybe actually fourteen and open borders of that word. If you can make it with me, then you can make it on your own. always felt like will now. When I get out I've, and it's really tragic, is very very sad that he died. How about a blue Christmas is that on the one not so far on the list, we can add the word flat how, whence is so embarrassing?